My Hair is an absolute mess at the moment. When I was a kid it was combed to give a parting on the left. Being very fine it never liked the idea of a centre parting as favoured if you wanted to have long hair in the ’70′s. In fact I’d have looked better keeping it short as it lacked body. Now I’m past the worrying what the ladies think except for my lady who met me when it was relatively short and still had the LH Parting. I just keep it short (number 2 with no parting) except when the Blues are struggling and then I may allow it to get a bit longer and the light-brown becomes very grey – something that is definitely the case at the moment 
The irony is that my hairline receded early compared with most of my colleagues but now a lot of them have bald spots but I have a full head of hair! Funny how mens hair works ain’t it
ps – Fawlty Towers for John Cleese at his best (worst)